初恋転売商店 || First Love Resale Shop

日本語

片想いも 両想いも どちらでも 大歓迎
高額買い取りの 初恋転売商店

セツナかったり 痛かったり もどかし過ぎで 苦しくて
積載オーバー気味な恋 ウチで売ればMoney！真似？マネー！
売るにあたって 保護者印 そんな類(たぐい)は いりません
ま、強(し)いて言えば 献血とか？ ボランティアって思って

眩暈(めまい)も 吹き出モンにも これにてBye-Bye出来るよ
さ、預けたったった 預けたったった 紙切れ サイコー
ほら、道を行くあの娘(こ)も ウチの客だったんだよ
見るからにさ 幸せでしょう？ 能天気で

君らの不得意な個性 隠してくれる ピアスも バックも
これで手に入るでしょ？でしょ？

さ、寄ってらっしゃ しゃしゃしゃーい
見てってらっしゃ しゃしゃしゃーい
採(と)れたての 初恋感傷(はつこいかんしょう)
さ、張ったっらったーっらったったらー
消費税還元中
今が買い！ 初恋メモリー 転売商店

セツナかったり 痛かったり もどかし過ぎで 苦しくて
積載オーバー気味な恋 ウチで売ればMoney！真似？マネー！
売るにあたって 保護者印 そんな類は いりません
ま、強いて言えば 献血とか？ ボランティアって思って

憂(うれ)いや コンプレックス これにてBye-Bye出来るよ
さ、預けたったった 預けたったった 紙切れ サイコー
おや、いつかのお嬢ちゃん え？なんですって、返してよ？
もうダメだよ もうとっくに 売れちゃったよ

クーリングオフとか こんな露店商(ろてんしょう)には 意味不明 バックレ
ま、減るモンじゃないでしょ？でしょ？

さ、寄ってらっしゃ しゃしゃしゃーい
見てってらっしゃ しゃしゃしゃーい
馬鹿売れの 初恋感傷
さ、張ったっらったーっらったったらー
消費税還元中
今が買い！ 初恋メモリー

カタチが無いからって 蔑(ないがし)ろにしてさ
同情はしてあげない ま、安い授業料だと思いな

セツナかったり 痛かったり もどかし過ぎで 苦しくて
積載オーバー気味な恋 ウチで売って！ウチで売って！ウチで売ってって！

君らの苦手な個性 大体 紛らわす ピアス、バック、シュシュ、とか、あれこれ
なんでも、かんでも、これで手に入るでしょ？

さ、寄ってらっしゃ しゃしゃしゃーい
見てってらっしゃ しゃしゃしゃーい
採れたての 初恋感傷
さ、張ったっらったーっらったったらー
消費税還元中
今日だけ 半額セールよ

転売！万歳！犯罪？

さ、寄ってらっしゃ しゃしゃしゃーい
見てってらっしゃ しゃしゃしゃーい
採れたての 初恋感傷
さ、張ったっらったーっらったったらー
消費税還元中です
買えよ！青春時代こじらせた…哀れな オトナよ

Romanisation

kataomoi mo ryouomoi mo dochira demo daikangei
kougaku kaitori no hatsukoi tenbai shouten

setsunakattari itakattari modokashi sugite kurushikute
sekisai oobaa kimi na koi uchi de ureba Money! mane? manee!
uru ni atatte hogoshain sonna tagui wa irimasen
ma, shiite ieba kenketsu toka? borantia tte omotte

memai mo fukidemon ni mo kore ni te Bye-Bye dekiru yo
sa, azuketa tta tta azuketa tta tta kamikire saikoo
hora, michi o iku ano ko mo uchi no kyaku datta nda yo
miru kara ni sa shiawase deshou? noutenki de

kimira no futokui na kosei kakushiteru piasu mo bakku mo
kore de te ni hairu desho? desho?

sa, yotte rassha sha sha shaai
mitette rassha sha sha shaai
toretate no hatukoi kanshou
sa, hatta rrattaa rrattattaraa
shouhizei kangen chuu
ima ga kai! hatsukoi memorii tenbai shouten

setsunakattari itakattari modokashi sugite kurushikute
sekisai oobaa kimi na koi uchi de ureba Money! mane? manee!
uru ni atatte hogoshain sonna tagui wa irimasen
ma, shiite ieba kenketsu toka? borantia tte omotte

urei ya konpurekkusu kore ni te Bye-Bye dekiru yo
sa, azuketa tta tta azuketa tta tta kamikire saikoo
oya, itsuka no ojouchan e? nandesu tte, kaeshite yo?
mou dame da yo mou tokku ni urechatta yo

kuuringu ofu toka konna rotenshou ni wa imi fumei bakkure
ma, heru mon ja nai desho? desho?

sa, yotte rassha sha sha shaai
mitette rassha sha sha shaai
baka ure no hatsukoi kanshou
sa, hatta rrattaa rrattattaraa
shouhizei kangen chuu
ima ga kai! hatsukoi memorii

katachi ga nai kara tte naigashiro ni shite sa
doujou wa shite agenai ma, yasui jugyouryou da to omoi na

setsunakattari itakattari modokashi sugite kurushikute
sekisai oobaa kimi na koi uchi de utte! uchi de utte! uchi de utte tte!

kimira no nigate na kosei daitai magirawasu piasu, bakku, shushu, toka, are kore
nandemo, kandemo, kore de te ni hairu desho?

sa, yotte rassha sha sha shaai
mitette rassha sha sha shaai
toretate no hatsukoi kanshou
sa, hatta rrattaa rrattattaraa
shouhizei kangen chuu
kyou dake hankaku seeru yo

tenbai! banzai! hanzai?

sa, yotte rassha sha sha shaai
mitette rassha sha sha shaai
toretate no hatukoi kanshou
sa, hatta rrattaa rrattattaraa
shouhizei kangen chuu desu
kae yo! seishun jidai kojiraseta… aware na otona yo

Translation

Unrequited love and mutual love both receive a warm welcome.
They’re traded in for large sums at the first love resale shop.

It was heartrending, painful, too vexing and agonising.
If we sell overloaded love here, we’ll get money! Forgery? Money! (1)
At the time of sale, no seal of guarantee is needed.
Well, if anything, it’s like… a blood donation? Think of it like volunteering.

Dizziness and vomiting… with this, you can say bye-bye to them.
Now, you’ve left it with us, left it with us. A scrap of paper. Excellent!
Y’know, that girl walking down the road was one of our customers.
Look at her, doesn’t she seem happy? And optimistic.

Some things will cover up your weak points, like piercings and bags.
You can get them here, right? Right?

Come on, drop on, drop on, drop on by!
Come and take a, take a, take a look!
First love’s sentiment is freshly harvested.
Now, stick ‘em, stick ‘em, stick ‘em on!
Consumption tax is currently being refunded.
Buy now! This is the resale shop for first love’s memories.

It was heartrending, painful, too vexing and agonising.
If we sell overloaded love here, we’ll get money! Forgery? Money!
At the time of sale, no seal of guarantee is needed.
Well, if anything, it’s like… a blood donation? Think of it like volunteering.

Sorrow and your complexes… with this, you can say bye-bye to them.
Now, you’ve left it with us, left it with us. A scrap of paper. Excellent!
Oh, it’s that girl from before. Hm? What’s that, “give it back!”?
Oh no, we can’t. We’ve already gone ahead and sold it.

Cooling off periods are so cryptic at this sort of street shop. We feign ignorance.
Well, it’s not the end of the world, is it? Is it?

Come on, drop on, drop on, drop on by!
Come and take a, take a, take a look!
First love’s sentiment is selling like crazy.
Now, stick ‘em, stick ‘em, stick ‘em on!
Consumption tax is currently being refunded.
Buy now! These are memories of first love.

It has no form, so people ignore it.
I’ve got no sympathy for you. Well, I just think it’s a small tuition fee.

It was heartrending, painful, vexing, and agonising.
We sell overloaded love here! We sell it here! We sell it here!

There are things that divert from your weak points like piercings, bags, and scrunchies.
You can get this, that, and everything else here, right?

Come on, drop on, drop on, drop on by!
Come and take a, take a, take a look!
First love’s sentiment is freshly harvested.
Now, stick ‘em, stick ‘em, stick ‘em on!
Consumption tax is currently being refunded.
It’s half-price for today only!

Resale! Banzai! Is it a crime?

Come on, drop on, drop on, drop on by!
Come and take a, take a, take a look!
First love’s sentiment is freshly harvested.
Now, stick ‘em, stick ‘em, stick ‘em on!
Consumption tax is currently being refunded.
Buy it! Youth has been prised away… for pitiful adults.