童貞三十歳 || 30-Year-Old Virgin

歌詞

いい歳こいたおっさん一人でブツブツしてる
聞いても無いのに言い訳重ねてドギマギしてる
一発お店で抜かれてごらんと皆言うけど
生粋のヘタレだし金も無し

これでいいのか三十歳
これでいいのだ三十歳
パパさんあんたも立派な子持ち
かつての仲間もぶっこんで
いつの間にやらしけこんで
気づけば周りにゃ僕一人

童貞三十歳　童貞三十歳
ヤラないまんまでチンコはもげる
童貞三十歳　童貞三十歳
ヤレないまんまで日はまた昇る

街を歩けばいちゃつきカップルワラワラしてる
揃いも揃ってこっちを指差しゲラゲラしてる
笑ってくれたら笑ってくれたでそれは良いけど
ドン引きするのだけはやめてよね

これでいいのか三十歳
いいわけねえだろ三十歳
同級生から視線が辛い
いつまで経ってもこんなんで
マスばっかかいて逃げ込んで
人生ミコスリ半ダッチ

童貞三十歳　童貞三十歳
ヤラないまんまでチンコは腐る
童貞三十歳　童貞三十歳
ヤレないまんまで日はまた暮れる

ああ

これでいいのか三十歳
これでいいのだ三十歳
上から目線の慰めお慈悲
みっともないまま齢とって
進展無いまま老けこんで
シコってばかりの我が人生
このまま死ねぬ

童貞三十歳　童貞三十歳
ヤラないまんまでチンコはもげる
童貞三十歳　童貞三十歳
ヤレないまんまで日はまた昇る
童貞三十歳　童貞三十歳
童貞三十歳　童貞三十歳
ヤレないまんまで日はまた暮れる
んでまた昇る

Romanisation

ii toshi koita ossan hitori de butsubutsu shiteru
kiite mo nai noni ii wake kasanete dogimagi shiteru
ippatsu o mise de nukarete goran to mina iu kedo
kissui no hetare dashikin mo nashi

kore de ii no ka sanjuusai
kore de ii no da sanjuusai
papa-san anta mo rippa na komochi
katsute no nakama mo bukkonde
itsu no ma ni yara shikekonde
kidzukeba mawari nya boku hitori

doutei sanjuusai doutei sanjuusai
yaranai manma de chinko wa mogeru
doutei sanjuusai doutei sanjuusai
yarenai manma de hi wa mata noboru

machi o arukeba ichatsuki kappuru warawara shiteru
soroi mo sorotte kocchi o yubisashi geragera shiteru
waratte kuretara waratte kuretade sore wa ii kedo
don hiki suru no dake wa yamete yo ne

kore de ii no ka sanjuusai
ii wakenee daro sanjuusai
doukyuusei kara shisen ga tsurai
itsu made tatte mo konnan de
masu bakka kaite nigekonde
jinsei mikosuri han dacchi

doutei sanjuusai doutei sanjuusai
yaranai manma de chinko wa kusaru
doutei sanjuusai doutei sanjuusai
yarenai manma de hi wa mata kureru

aa

kore de ii no ka sanjuusai
kore de ii no da sanjuusai
ue kara mesen no nagusame o jihi
mitto mo nai mama toshi totte
shinten nai mama fukekonde
shikotte bakari no waga jinsei
kono mama shinenu

doutei sanjuusai doutei sanjuusai
yaranai manma de chinko wa mogeru
doutei sanjuusai doutei sanjuusai
yarenai manma de hi wa mata noboru
doutei sanjuusai doutei sanjuusai
doutei sanjuusai doutei sanjuusai
yarenai manma de hi wa mata kureru
nde mata noboru

Translation

I’m middle-aged and old enough to know better, grumbling along.
Nobody asked me, but I keep apologising and get embarrassed.
Everyone tells me to pay to do it somewhere
but I’m penniless and lazy to the bone.

Can things stay like this? I’m 30.
Things can stay like this. I’m 30.
You’re a dad now. Gee, how wonderful.
They all threw away their old friends
and got shacked up
and before I knew it, I was all alone.

30-year-old virgin, 30-year-old virgin,
my dick will fall off, still brand new.
30-year-old virgin, 30-year-old virgin,
the sun rises again, and I still can’t do it.

When I walk the streets, flirty couples are squirming along.
Every last one of them points at me and chuckles.
I don’t care if you laugh,
just don’t shrink away from me.

Can things stay like this? I’m 30.
No they can’t! I’m 30.
The gazes of my classmates are hard to bear.
No matter how much time passes, it’s the same.
I just jerk off and run away,
Life is an early finishing Dutch. (1)

30-year-old virgin, 30-year-old virgin,
my dick will rot, still brand new.
30-year-old virgin, 30-year-old virgin,
the sun sets again, and I still can’t do it.

Ah…

Can things stay like this? I’m 30.
Things can stay like this. I’m 30.
Looks of comfort and mercy come from above.
I keep getting older and I’m still a disgrace.
I get old, having made no progress.
I’m living a masturbatory life.
I can’t die like this.

30-year-old virgin, 30-year-old virgin,
my dick will fall off, still brand new.
30-year-old virgin, 30-year-old virgin,
the sun rises again, and I still can’t do it.
30-year-old virgin, 30-year-old virgin,
30-year-old virgin, 30-year-old virgin,
the sun sets again, and I still can’t do it,
and the sun rises again.