新世界ボーイ || New World Boy

歌詞

防衛機能正常 全軍隊 公務執行
後始末 抜かりなく
不安要素を全て消し去れ
道理の名の下に
「超人ロマン見参！」約30秒で伐倒
抗うは浄化せよ
世が末ならば超えてゆけ
その冴えた知能で

神様は鬱煩い 預言者 終末仄めかす
信仰会の思想家 思考崩壊で失踪か
施行完了 国会終始形而論争

空言 バイバイバイで売価倍増のサウダージ
選ばれしその他になあれなあれ
ヒーロー・勇者・魔女・ドリーマーetc…
これより厨二狩り始まれり

禁則事項増大 130章の条例
守らぬは駆逐せよ
ゴミ・ガラクタは投げ捨てて
知性の花を咲かせ
救世主再降臨 約3分間で逃亡
うなだれた少年は
その手の好奇心を捨てて
宣誓センセーション

降り注ぐ澱の群れに立ち向かえ我らパイオニア
未然に災難を消火 洗浄作用正常か？
増加異常な夢想家は全部浄化

「撲滅!」
再々再度最下層民をサルベージ
さらば 夢見がちな坊や 坊や
憧憬出入り禁止 煩悩を立ち退いて
ララバイ 愛想ある子猫になれ

圧政の末に募り積もる
抑えきれないイドが破裂する
重症患者がゾンビ化 反動形成と合理化
昇華不良の感情の華の開花

ひねくれLie Lie Lieで再蘇生するファンタジー
叶わぬ夢よ 夢魔となあれなあれ
「最終兵器の起動完了!!」修羅退治
愚か者よ 賢者に生まれ変われ

外海か異世界の災害がLeakage
災いもたらしたの だあれ？だあれ？
正対正で崩壊していく一大事
掻き混ぜたなら濁りなき世界へ

Romanisation

bouei kinou seijou zen guntai koumu shikkou
atoshimatsu nukarinaku
fuan youso o subete keshi sare
doori no na no moto ni
“choujin roman kenzan!” yaku sanjuu byou de battou
aragau wa jouka se yo
yo ga sue naraba koete yuke
sono saeta chinou de

kamisama wa utsu urusai yogensha shuumatsu honomekasu
shinkoukai no shisouka shikou houkai de shissou ka
shikou kanryou kokkai shuushi keiji ronsou

soragoto baibai bai de baika baizou no saudaaji
erabareshi sono hoka ni naare naare
hiiroo yuusha majo do riimaa etosetora…
kore yori chuuni kari hajimareri

kinsoku jikou zoudai hyakusanjuu shou no jourei
mamoranu wa kuchiku se yo
gomi garakuta wa nagesutete
chisei no hana o sakase
kyuuseishu sai kourin yaku sanfunkan de toubou
unadareta shounen wa
sono te no koukishin o sutete
sensei senseeshon

furisosogu ori no mure ni tachimukae warera paionia
mizen ni sainan o shouka senjou sayou seijou ka?
zouka ijou na musouka wa zenbu jouka

“bokumetsu!”
saizai saido sai kasoumin o sarubeeji
saraba yumemigachi na bouya bouya
shoukei deiri kinshi bonnou o tachinoite
rarabai aiso aru koneko ni nare

assei no sue ni tsunori tsumoru
osaekirenai ido ga haretsu suru
juushou kanja ga zonbi ka handou keisei to gouri ka
shouka furyou no kanjou no hana no kaika

hinekure Lie Lie Lie de sai sosei suru fantajii
kanawanu yume yo muma to naare naare
“saishuu heiki no kidou kanryou!!” shura taiji
orokamono yo kenja ni umarekaware

gaikai ka isekai no saigai ga Leakage
wazawai motarashita no daare? daare?
sei tai sei de houkai shite iku ichidaiji
kakimazeta nara nigori naki sekai e

Translation

Defensive functions normal. All units, perform your duties.
Clean it all up, without errors.
Erase the source of unease
in the name of logic.
“Superhuman romance man is here!” And he’s felled in 30 seconds.
Clean up the resistance.
If the world’s ending, surpass your limits
with the skills you’ve mastered.

God finds melancholy annoying. The prophet hints at the end.
Did the thinker at the sermon go missing from thought collapse?
Orders carried out. Parliamentary dispute, beginning to end.

It’s a lie. Bye-bye-bye, the saudade goes at double price.
C’mon, turn into that other chosen thing,
a hero, a brave person, a witch, a dreamer, etc…
The chuuni hunting starts now.

Prohibited items increase. There’s 130 sections of rules.
Exterminate those who don’t obey.
Throw out the garbage, throw out the trash
and make flowers of intelligence bloom.
It’s the second coming of the messiah, but they ran away in three minutes.
The boy hung his head in shame
and threw away his curiosity.
Oath sensation!

Stand up against the dregs raining down. We’re pioneers.
Stop the calamity at the source. Is an act of purification normal?
Clean up the ever-growing group of abnormal dreamers.

“Extermination!”
Salvage the dregs of the lowest class.
Farewell dreamer boy, dreamer boy.
Longing has been banished. Clear out worldly desires.
Lullaby. Become a friendly kitten.

At tyranny’s end, ‘id’ grows stronger and accumulates.
It is uncontrollable and it explodes.
The terminal patients become zombies. Reaction formation and rationalisation.
This is the blooming of flowers of feelings that transform maladjustment.

Through whirling lies, lies, lies, the fantasy resurrects.
I call out to my impossible dream, asking it to become a nightmare.
“The ultimate weapon has been activated!” Eradicate the battlefield.
Fools. Be reborn as wise men.

A calamity in the ocean or a parallel universe leaks through.
Who caused the calamity? Who?
It’s a serious affair. Right opposes right and causes destruction.
If they’ve been mixed together, let’s go for a clear world.

日本語

いわゆる中二病により
世界が滅びるという
政府の見解が出ました
よって全て
一掃されます

最終兵器
「スーパージガラ」
を起動せよ！！
御意！！
ポチっとな

助けてくれーー

空を見ろ！
鳥か！？
飛行機か！？
なんか
すごそうな
奴だ！

あれとかこれとか
いろいろ禁止！

だーれかー

夢を追い続け
遊びほうけた疑いで
指名手配中の男性Ｋは
現在も逃走中の
模様！

おっ！おっ！
ここで緊急速報
が入りました！

鎮圧された
非国民どもが
暴徒化した
模様！

直ちに避難
してください！

ぶっｘｘせ～！

Translation

The government has put forward a statement
saying that the world will be destroyed
by those known as chuunibyou.
And so
they’re all being eradicated.

Activate
the ultimate weapon
Super Ziggurat!
As you will!
*Click.*

Help me!

Look at the sky!
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
It’s someone
who’s seems kinda
super!

A whole bunch of things
are prohibited.

Somebody!

The man, K, is wanted by the police
on suspicion of spending all his time playing
and chasing his dreams.
It looks like he’s currently
on the lam.

Oh! Oh!
I’ve received
some urgent breaking news.

The unpatriotic ones
who were subjugated
have now started
rioting.

Please, take shelter
at once!

Crush it to pieces!