魔法少女☆テイカちゃん || Magical Girl ☆ Teika-chan

歌詞

体育館裏で見つけた、ボロボロな女の子
その女の子に言われたんだ
「私のかわりにこの仕事をやってほしい」と

今日も箱庭のような町
平和ボケしたぬるい空気に
紛れ込むは悪と混沌
皆のからっぽな心を侵してく

そんな悪を祓うためにと
みんなの心を救うためにと
正義を胸に焼き付けて
立ち上がった一人の魔法少女

ロングヘアーを揺らしながら今日も街をひた走る
おっと路地裏で揉め事発見
嫌がる少女ケダモノに囲まれ
今にもいただきます的雰囲気
さあ今日も一発いきますか☆

魔法少女テイカちゃんここに参上！！
お得意のスカイアッパーで野郎を蹴散らし
「女を襲うぐらいなら男犯せ！！」
やけくそで TE○GA を投げつける
ああ今日もスッキリいい気持ち♪

昔から憧れてたこの身分
見た目アイテムばっちりなのに
ライバルは謎の 英雄（ヘンタイ）
マスコットキャラもいるはずない

それならいっそ開き直り
偽善で行動そうしよう
貴様を救うそのかわりに
代償一つを差し出しなさい

ロングヘアーを揺らしながら夜の街を駆け巡る
なんと今度は万引き発見
チロルチョコなんか買えよガキ
それでも悪は見逃さない
さあ今日も一発いきますか☆

魔法少女テイカちゃんここに参上！！
回り込みのバックドロップでイかす
「万引き犯捕まえました！だから･･･」
コンビニ弁当が今日の報酬
ああ今日もスッキリいい気持ち♪

踏み切りにいた婆さんを
救ってやれれば食糧奪う
湿っぽいいじめ見つけたなら
救ったかわりに金貰う

迷子の子供の家を探す
見つけた 代償（かわり）に大事なものを
誰かが無くした何かを
見つけた 代償（かわり）に大事な人を

愛する妻を無くした紳士の
願い叶えるかわりに――

魔法少女テイカちゃんここに参上！！
独りよがり曲がりまがいで得たモノで
いつの間にか自分にないモノを埋めた
魔法少女になにか足りないまま
魔法少女は代償に振り回される

ところがそんなエゴが
いつまでも通るわけもなく
返り討ちにあってボロボロ
そんな所に現れた一人の

Romanisation

taiikukan ura de mitsuketa, boroboro na onna no ko
sono onna no ko ni iwaretan da
“watashi no kawari ni kono shigoto o yatte hoshii” to

kyou mo hakoniwa no you na machi
heiwa boke shita nurui kuuki ni
magirekomu wa aku to konton
minna no karappo na kokoro o okashiteku

sonna aku o harau tame ni to
minna no kokoro o sukuu tame ni to
seigi o mune ni yakitsukete
tachiagatta hitori no mahou shoujo

rongu heaa o yurashi nagara kyou mo machi o hita hashiru
otto rojiura de momegoto hakken
iyagaru shoujo kedamono ni kakomare
ima ni mo itadakimasu teki fun’iki
saa kyou mo ippatsu ikimasu ka ☆

mahou shoujo teika chan koko ni sanjou!!
otokui no sukai appaa de yarou o kechirashi
“onna o osou gurai nara otoko okase!!”
yakekuso de TENGA o nagetsukeru
aa kyou mo sukkiri ii kimochi ♪

mukashi kara akogareteta kono mibun
mitame aitemu bacchiri nanoni
raibaru wa nazo no hentai
masukotto kyara mo iru hazu nai

sore nara isso hirakinaori
gizen de koudou sou shiyou
kisama o sukuu sono kawari ni
daishou hitotsu o sashidashinasai

rongu heaa o yurashi nagara yoru no machi o kake meguru
nanto kondo wa manbiki hakken
chiroru choko nanka kae yo gaki
soredemo aku wa minogasanai
saa kyou mo ippatsu ikimasu ka ☆

mahou shoujo teika chan koko ni sanjou!!
mawarikomi no bakku doroppu de ikasu
“manbikihan tsukamae mashita! dakara…”
konbini bentou ga kyou no houshuu
aa kyou mo sukkiri ii kimochi ♪

fumikiri ni ita baasan o
sukutte yarereba shokuryou ubau
shimeppoi ijime mitsuketa nara
sukutta kawari ni kane morau

maigo no kodomo no ie o sagasu
mitsuketa kawari ni daijina mono o
dareka ga nakushita nanika o
mitsuketa kawari ni daijina hito o

aisuru tsuma o nakushita shinshi no
negai kanaeru kawari ni――

mahou shoujo teika chan koko ni sanjou!!
hitoriyogari magarimagai de eta mono de
itsunomanika jibun ni nai mono o umeta
mahou shoujo ni nanika tarinai mama
mahou shoujo wa daishou ni furimawasareru

tokoro ga sonna ego ga
itsu made mo tooru wake mo naku
kaeriuchi ni atte boroboro
sonna tokoro ni arawareta hitori no

Translation

I found an exhausted girl behind the gym
and here’s what she told me:
“I want you to do this job in my place.”

This city is like a box garden
and it takes peace for granted.
Malice and chaos slip into the atmosphere
and invade everyone’s empty hearts again today.

The magical girl stood tall
with justice deep inside
to purge that malice
and save everyone’s hearts.

I run full pelt through the streets again today, with long hair aflutter.
Uh-oh, I’ve discovered a fight in a back alley.
A girl is surrounded by beasts. Looks like she’s in trouble.
They look like they’re gonna gobble her up soon.
Well, shall I deliver another blow?☆

Here comes the magical girl Teika-chan!!
I’ll beat them with my special sky uppercut.
“If you’re gonna attack a girl, then I’ll mess you up!”
I desperately threw a TE☐GA. (1)
Ah, I feel so good today! ♪

I longed to be like this since long ago,
and I’ve even got all the things you’ve just gotta have. But still…
My rival is that mysterious hero (creep).
There’s definitely no mascots around.

Alright then, I’m gonna get serious
and I’ll be a hypocrite.
In exchange for saving you,
give me a reward!

With my long hair fluttering, I race around the streets at night.
This time I’ve discovered a shoplifter.
C’mon kid, just buy some Tirol Chocolate!
Still, I can’t let wicked deeds pass.
Well, shall I deliver another blow?☆

Here comes the magical girl Teika-chan!!
I look cool with a wrap-around backdrop.
“I’ve caught the shoplifter! So…”
A konbini bento box is today’s reward.
Ah, I feel so good today! ♪

I helped an old lady at the level crossing
then I stole her food.
Once I found the gloomy bully
I got some money for helping them.

I found a lost kid’s home
and got something precious in return.
I found what someone lost
and got someone precious in return.

And for granting the wish of a gentleman
who lost his beloved wife—

Here comes the magical girl Teika-chan!!
I’ve got all the things I gained from being twisted in complacency.
Before I knew it, I covered up everything I didn’t have.
The magical girl was still missing something.
She was manipulated by her rewards.

By the way, her ego
didn’t always get a free ride.
She had the tables turned on her and was left exhausted.
And then, someone appeared…