非合理論理ショー
Higouri Ronri Shoo
Irrational Logic Show
Vocals: 咲子 (Sakiko), うきね (Ukine)
Lyrics: テラ (TERRA)
Arranged by: テラ (TERRA)
Single: 非合理論理ショー (Irrational Logic Show)
Circle: 少女理論観測所 (Girl’s Logic Observatory)
Release date: 14 August 2021
Original themes: Locked Girl ~ The Girl’s Sealed Room [ラクトガール ～ 少女密室]
Love-Coloured Master Spark [恋色マスタースパーク]
Voile, the Magic Library [ヴワル魔法図書館]
Requested by: conngoc9
Watch the official video on YouTube!
I was going to translate the title as ‘Illogical Logic Show’, but it turns out ‘Irrational Logic Show’ is the official translation.
Separately, it looks like the choruses have been written so they sound almost the same when sung, despite the lyrics being quite different. The effect is really interesting, but I couldn’t mimic it in my translation.
歌詞
心レイニーデイ散々見上げた空
どうしようもなく身勝手に濡れて損な愛嬌
どうして世界は今日もー層遣る瀬無いね
勝手に触れて嘘くさいの
感情が勿体ぶって
扉扉 オブラートに包んで
閉じた閉じた三分半の捻りで
もういいかい？
かくれんぼの答え
あっという間に隠して
不明瞭
引きこも理論 一生不安だって
妄信もう嫉妬 叫び続けた
脳震盪ビート胡乱な期待したいだけ
それで十分よ
単純な答えほどいつだって
（ヘラヘラと）
転がってやしないの（馬鹿みたいでしょ？）
感情ノート取る度見返してる
そんな非合理論理ショー
続くランウェイ 腐った私だけ証明して
迷子に見せて損はない そうでしょう?
深呼吸みたいな 愛を知ってしまったから
不条理な期待も しょうがないの
感情が勿体ぶって
扉扉 オブラートに包んで
閉じた閉じた三分半の捻りで
もういいかい？
かくれんぼの答え
あっという間に隠して
不明瞭
悲喜交理論 一生ファン だって
妄信もうshit 叫び続けた
ノーヒントきっと 胡乱な期待したいだけ
それで十分よ
単純な答えほどいつだって
（ヘラヘラと）
転がってやしないの（馬鹿みたいでしょ？）
感情ノート取る度見返してる
そんな非合理論理ショー
愛を語るには若すぎる
けどいつか夢の続きに
映画みたいに思い馳せる
届かない後悔 感じてるから
引きこも理論 一生不安だって
妄信もう嫉妬 叫び続けた
脳震盪ビート胡乱な期待したいの
一生
そうやって
吐いた唾飲み再三吐き出して
ぐちゃぐちゃになって後遺症感傷はもう一切合切
不安定だって泣いて包み込んで
そんな夜を使い込み顔を上げた
単純な答えほどいつだって
（ヘラヘラと）
転がってやしないの（馬鹿みたいでしょ？）
感情ノート取る度見返してる
そんな非合理論理ショー
Romanisation
kokoro reiniidei sanzan miageta sora
doushiyou mo naku migatte ni nurete sona aikyou
doushite sekai wa kyou mo issou yaruse nai ne
katte ni furete uso kusai no
kanjou ga mottai butte
tobira tobira oburaato ni tsutsunde
tojita tojita sanpun han no hineri de
mou ii kai?
kakurenbo no kotae
a tto iu ma ni kakushite
fumeiryou
hikikomori riron isshou fuan datte
moushin mou shitto sakebi tsuzuketa
noushintou biito uron na kitai shitai dake
sore de juubun yo
tanjun na kotae hodo itsu datte
(hera hera to)
korogatte yashinai no (baka mitai desho?)
kanjou nooto toru tabi mikaeshiteru
sonna hi gouri ronri shoo
tsudzuku ranwei kusatta watashi dake shoumei shite
maigo ni misete son wa nai sou deshou?
shinkokyuu mitai na ai o shitte shimatta kara
fujouri na kitai mo shouganai no
kanjou ga mottai butte
tobira tobira oburaato ni tsutsunde
tojita tojita sanpun han no hineri de
mou ii kai?
kakurenbo no kotae
a tto iu ma ni kakushite
fumeiryou
hiki kou kouriron isshou fan datte
moushin mou shitto sakebi tsuzuketa
noo hinto kitto uron na kitai shitai dake
sore de juubun yo
tanjun na kotae hodo itsu datte
(hera hera to)
korogatte yashinai no (baka mitai desho?)
kanjou nooto toru tabi mikaeshiteru
sonna higouri ronri shoo
ai o kataru ni wa wakasugiru
kedo itsuka yume no tsudzuki ni
eiga mitai ni omoi haseru
todokanai koukai kanjiteru kara
hikikomori ronri isshou fuan datte
moushin mou shitto sakebi tsuzuketa
noushintou biito uron na kitai shitai no
isshou
sou yatte
haita tsuba nomi san haki dashite
guchagucha ni natte kouishou kanshou wa mou issai gassai
fuantei datte naite tsutsumi konde
sonna yoru o tsukai komi kao o ageta
tanjun na kotae hodo itsu datte
(herahera to)
korogatte yashinai no (baka mitai desho?)
kanjou nooto toru tabi mikaeshiteru
sonna higouri ronri shoo
Translation
It’s a rainy day in my heart. I looked up at the awful sky.
I was helplessly, selfishly wet, with harmful charm.
Why is the world so dreary again today?
I experience it and yet it all seems fake.
I act like my feelings are so important.
Door, door… I don’t say what I mean.
Closed, closed… a slight twist of the knob.
Ready?
That’s the answer in hide-and-seek.
I hide in the blink of an eye
and it’s all unclear.
I follow a shut-away’s theory and spend my life anxious
but I’m jealous of blind faith. I kept shouting.
Concussive beats echo. I just want to stick to shady hopes
and that would be enough for me.
It’s always like this, the easier the answers are.
(I laugh without thinking.)
I won’t fall over. (It’s so foolish, right?)
Each time I take my notebook of emotions I look back
upon this illogical logic show.
The runway continues, verifying only my rotten self.
There’s no loss in seeming lost, right?
Love is like taking a deep breath. Since I found it
I can’t do anything about my irrational hopes.
I act like my feelings are so important.
Door, door… I don’t say what I mean.
Closed, closed… a slight twist of the knob.
Ready?
That’s the answer in hide-and-seek.
I hide in the blink of an eye
and it’s all unclear.
Joy and sorrow intersect with theory. I’m a lifetime fan
so blind faith is just shit now. I kept shouting.
There’s no hints. I just want to stick to shady hopes
and that would be enough for me.
It’s always like this, the easier the answers are.
(I laugh without thinking.)
I won’t fall over. (It’s so foolish, right?)
Each time I take my notebook of emotions I look back
upon this illogical logic show.
I was too young to talk about love
and yet my thoughts race to my dream’s end
just like a movie
because I feel unreachable regret.
I follow a shut-away’s theory and spend my life anxious
but I’m jealous of blind faith. I kept shouting.
Concussive beats echo. I just want to stick to shady hopes
for a lifetime.
And so
I keep swallowing my spit and spitting it back out.
I become a mess and my after-effect sentiments are all gone.
I even cry and wrap up my instability.
I made use of that night and looked up.
It’s always like this, the easier the answers are.
(I laugh without thinking.)
I won’t fall over. (It’s so foolish, right?)
Each time I take my notebook of emotions I look back
upon this illogical logic show.
Releska 
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