グルメライター≠ススメライダー || Food Writer≠Advancing Rider

Album art.
Album art.

グルメライター≠ススメライダー
gurume raitaa ≠ susume raidaa
Food Writer≠Advancing Rider

Vocals: 咲子 (Sakiko)
Lyrics:
Arranged by: 田中じゅんじろー (Tanaka Junjiro)
Album: hors d’oeuvre e.p.
Circle: ワタシキサマ (Watashi Kisama)
Event: Reitaisai 16 [RTS16]
Original Theme: Retrospective Kyoto [レトロスペクティブ京都]

Requested by: Kaleival

ススメライダー (susume raidaa) may be linked to something like 勧めライター (susume raitaa – recommendation writer).


日本語

最近はスランプ状態
書けど飛ばず地団駄
気晴らしに外に出ようか
今晩は秘密のディナー

『さぁどうぞおあがりな』
『今朝絞めたばかりのレバー』
『あぁ、どうか一口目は』
『何もつけないままで』

グルメライター
口を満たすこの快感
鮮やかな赤をもっと
進めライダー
こんな量じゃわかんないわ
それをもっと私に頂戴な

感動を文字に起こして
賛同者 バズって上々
『残念なお知らせですが』
『繁盛で品切れです』

調達のご指名
夜を駆ける運び屋に
『希少部位です』
『レモンを絞ってどうぞ』

グルメライター
舌を舐める背徳感
ぐちゅり ぐちゅり 飲み干して
進めライダー
こんな量じゃわかんないわ
それをもっと私に頂戴な

颯爽と登場 風とお友達なの
今日のご飯は「あなたに決まりました!」

※ここでドラムソロに入ります

グルメライター
口を満たすこの幸福
鮮やかな赤をもっと
進めライダー
こんな量じゃわかんないわ 嗚呼

グルメライター×ライダー
あぁ嫌!それをもっとくださいな!
進めライダー
こんな量じゃわかんないわ
それをもっと私に頂戴な

Romanisation

saikin wa suranpu joutai
kakedo tobazu chidanda
kibarashi ni soto ni deyou ka
konban wa himitsu no dinaa

“saa douzo oagari na”
“kesa shimeta bakari no rebaa”
“aa, douka hitokuchime wa”
“nani mo tsukenai mama de”

gurume raitaa
kuchi o mitasu kono kaikan
azayaka na aka o motto
susume raidaa
konna ryou ja wakannai wa
sore o motto watashi ni choudai na

kandou o moji ni okoshite
sandousha bazutte joujou
“zannen na oshirase desuga”
“hanjou de shinagire desu”

choutatsu no go-shimei
yoru o kakeru hakobiya ni
“kishou bui desu”
“remon o shibotte douzo”

gurume raitaa
shita o nameru haotioku-kan
guchuri guchuri nomihoshite
susume raidaa
konna ryou ja wakannai wa
sore o motto watashi ni choudai na

sassou to toujou kaze to o-tomodachi nano
kyou ni gohan wa “anata ni kimarimashita!”

*koko de doramu soro ni hairmasu

gurume raitaa
kuchi o mitasu kono koufuku
azayaka na aka o motto
susume raidaa
konna ryou ja wakannai wa aa

gurume raitaa x raidaa
aa iya! sore o motto kudasai na!
susume raidaa
konna ryou ja wakannai wa
sore o motto watashi ni choudai na

Translation

I’ve been in a slump lately.
I write but I don’t fly, I stamp on the ground.
Should I head out for some relaxation?
Tonight I’m having a secret dinner.

“Now, welcome. Please be seated.”
“We have some liver that was marinated this morning.”
“Ah, please have the first bite”
“while nothing else has been added.”

Food writer.
Pleasure comes from satisfying one’s tastebuds.
Give me more of that vibrant red!
Advancing rider.
I can’t tell from this sized portion.
Give me more!

I put my inspiration into words
Supporters send it viral, and it’s the best.
“Unfortunately I have some bad news…”
“It’s popular and out of stock.”

The supplier’s name
is given to the courier racing through the night.
“This is a rare cut.”
“Go ahead, squeeze some lemon.”

The food writer
feels immorality from licking their tongue.
Glug, glug, they drink it all up.
Advancing rider.
I can’t tell from this sized portion.
Give me more!

With a gallant entry, are you the wind’s companion?
Today’s meal… “it’s you!”

*The drum solo’s coming up now.

Food writer.
Pleasure comes from satisfying one’s tastebuds.
Give me more of that vibrant red!
Advancing rider.
I can’t tell from this sized portion. Ah!

Food writer x rider.
Ah, oh my! Please give me more!
Advancing rider.
I can’t tell from this sized portion.
Give me more!

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