Album art.

美味ットゲッター || Delicious Guetta

Album art.

美味ットゲッター
bimitto gettaa
Delicious Guetta

Vocals: あさな (Asana)
Lyrics: 七条レタス (Lettuce Shichijou)
Arranged by: D.Watt
Album: Nothing but the TOHO EDM
Circle: IOSYS
Event: Touhou Meikasai 8
Original theme: Emotional Skyscraper ~ Cosmic Mind [感情の摩天楼 ~ Cosmic Mind]

Requested by: Sleep

According to the Touhou Wiki, this song is a parody of ‘Turn Me On’ by David Guetta and Nicki Minaj.

I translated this before listening to it, and I was absolutely shocked when I actually heard it. Asana somehow has the ability to make even these sorts of lyrics sound serious… As for the title, it parodies David Guetta’s name (turning it into bimitto gettaa or ‘Delicious Guetta’). In true Japanese style, they also play with his surname, turning it into the English word ‘Get’ throughout the song. This style of wordplay isn’t for everyone, but it’s quite clever.


歌詞

食べログ見て 入念リサーチ
予約済みにて 入店サクセス
美味いもん食って 美味いもんゲット 美味いもんLovin’
美味いもん食えたら ごちそうさん

もうこれ何食ってもいいぞ〜 ヤバ美味いし
体重もヤバいぞ 大ピンチ
こちらのお店も…おお営業中 ちょ、誰か助けて〜
(美味いものを前にして)おおおお…!

おラーメン ウニや カニも食べよう
刺身 ジンギスカン カレーも食べよう
美味しそう 海鮮丼 寿司も食べよう
食べよう 食べよう 食べよう もっと食べよう

おラーメン ウニや カニも食べよう
刺身 ジンギスカン カレーも食べよう
美味しそう 海鮮丼 寿司も食べよう
食べよう 食べよう 食べよう もっと食べよう

お腹がすいて ランチ探し街へ
昼間っからシーのスー 回っててもマイのウー

もうこれなんぼでも食うぞ〜 物価安いし
胃薬がないぞ 大ピンチ
こちらの薬局は…おお休業中 ちょ、まじで勘弁〜
(しんど過ぎて)おおおお…!

おラーメン ウニや カニも食べよう
刺身 ジンギスカン カレーも食べよう
美味しそう 海鮮丼 寿司も食べよう
食べよう 食べよう 食べよう もっと食べよう

おラーメン ウニや カニも食べよう
刺身 ジンギスカン カレーも食べよう
美味しそう 海鮮丼 寿司も食べよう
食べよう 食べよう 食べよう もっと食べよう

羽田から2時間弱で ユートピアは実在した

ビービビビビール飲んで 温泉入っていい気分
温泉入って飯食って 朝も早よからビール飲んで
うううううううまい!
マイネームイズ 美味ットゲッター

おラーメン ウニや カニも食べよう
刺身 ジンギスカン カレーも食べよう
美味しそう 海鮮丼 寿司も食べよう
食べよう 食べよう 食べよう もっと食べよう

Romanisation

taberogu mite nyuunen risaachi
yoyaku zumi ni te nyuuten sakusesu
umai mon kutte umai mon getto umai mon Lovin’
umai mon kuetara gochisousan

mou kore nani kuttemo ii zo~ yaba umai shi
taijuu mo yabaizo dai pinchi
kochira no o-mise mo… oo eigyouchuu cho, dareka tasukete~
(umai mono o mae ni shi te) oooo…!

o-raamen uni ya kani mo tabeyou
sashimi jingisukan karee mo tabeyou
oishisou kaisendon sushi mo tabeyou
tabeyou tabeyou tabeyou motto tabeyou

o-raamen uni ya kani mo tabeyou
sashimi jingisukan karee mo tabeyou
oishisou kaisendon sushi mo tabeyou
tabeyou tabeyou tabeyou motto tabeyou

onaka ga suite ranchi sagashi machi he
hirumakkara shii no suu mawatte temo mai no uu

mou kore nanbo demo kuu zo~ bukka yasui shi
igusuri ga nai zo dai pinchi
kochira no yakkyoku wa… ou kyuugyouchuu cho, maji de kanben~
(shindo sugi te) oooo…!

o-raamen uni ya kani mo tabeyou
sashimi jingisukan karee mo tabeyou
oishisou kaisendon sushi mo tabeyou
tabeyou tabeyou tabeyou motto tabeyou

o-raamen uni ya kani mo tabeyou
sashimi jingisukan karee mo tabeyou
oishisou kaisendon sushi mo tabeyou
tabeyou tabeyou tabeyou motto tabeyou

haneda kara nijikan jaku de yuutopia wa jitsuzai shita

Biibibibibiiru nonde onsen haitte ii kibun
onsen haitte meshi kutte asa mo hayayo kara biiru nonde
u-u-u-u-u-u-umai!
mai neemu izu bimitto gettaa

o-raamen uni ya kani mo tabeyou
sashimi jingisukan karee mo tabeyou
oishisou kaisendon sushi mo tabeyou
tabeyou tabeyou tabeyou motto tabeyou

Translation

I looked at it on Tabelog, and I carefully researched it. (1)
I made reservations, and I entered – success!
I eat tasty things, I get tasty things, and I’m lovin’ tasty things.
When I eat tasty things, it’s a feast!

Hey, what’s this? Can I eat it~? It’s so good!
But it’s no good for my figure – what a crisis!
And this shop… ooh! It’s open, too! Wait – someone, save me~
(Someone put delicious things in front of me) Oooooh…!

I’ll eat ramen, sea urchin eggs, and crabs as well!
I’ll eat sashimi, grilled mutton, and curry, too!
It looks great! I’ll eat a seafood bowl and sushi as well.
Let’s eat! Let’s eat! Let’s eat! Let’s eat even more!

I’ll eat ramen, sea urchin eggs, and crabs as well!
I’ll eat sashimi, grilled mutton, and curry, too!
It looks great! I’ll eat a seafood bowl and sushi as well.
Let’s eat! Let’s eat! Let’s eat! Let’s eat even more!

I’m starving, so I head out on the street, looking for lunch.
From midday, ushisay; even as it revolves, it’s astytay! (2)

Hey, how many of these can I eat~? They’re so cheap!
But I don’t have any stomach medicine – what a crisis!
And this chemist… ooh! It’s closed. Wait – seriously? “Please forgive us”~
(I’m too tired) Oooooh…!

I’ll eat ramen, sea urchin eggs, and crabs as well!
I’ll eat sashimi, grilled mutton, and curry, too!
It looks great! I’ll eat a seafood bowl and sushi as well.
Let’s eat! Let’s eat! Let’s eat! Let’s eat even more!

I’ll eat ramen, sea urchin eggs, and crabs as well!
I’ll eat sashimi, grilled mutton, and curry, too!
It looks great! I’ll eat a seafood bowl and sushi as well.
Let’s eat! Let’s eat! Let’s eat! Let’s eat even more!

Utopia came into reality, just under 2 hours from Haneda airport.

I-i-i-i-it feels good when you drink some beer and get in the hot springs!
I’ll get in and eat something. Morning will come all too soon, so I’ll have some beer, too.
D-d-d-d-d-d-delicious!
My name is Delicious Guetta!

I’ll eat ramen, sea urchin eggs, and crabs as well!
I’ll eat sashimi, grilled mutton, and curry, too!
It looks great! I’ll eat a seafood bowl and sushi as well.
Let’s eat! Let’s eat! Let’s eat! Let’s eat even more!


Translator’s notes

(1) ‘Tabelog’ (食べログ) is a website that lists the details of all of the restaurants in Japan.

(2) This sentence is written in Zuuja-go (ズージャ語), a type of Japanese Pig Latin. These small portions literally mean ‘The su of shi’ and ‘the ta of sty.’ I went with Pig Latin in my translation to make it sound more natural.


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